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Joke of the Day

"Submitted ten jokes to a local newspaper that was giving away $100 for the best joke. Despite multiple efforts to win, no pun in ten did."

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"There are two types of people in the world... Those that pee in the shower, and those that are filthy liars."
"Knock Knock Who's there ? Cliff ! Cliff who ? Cliff hanger !"
"I shot someone with a starting gun. I've been charged with race crimes"
"What do you call a cow masturbating? Beef stroganoff!"
"Why did the sperm cross the road Because I put the wrong sock on this morning"
"How can you tell if a man is sexually excited? He's breathing."
"Q: Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she'll let it go!"
"What's the hottest part of a room? The corner, it's 90 degrees."
"What's the difference between pizza and a jew? Pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven."