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Joke of the Day

"Did you know if you weigh yourself, then take a dump, then weigh the dump & weigh yourself again, you'll be banned from Walgreens for life?"

"How do skeletons kiss? They don't. Skeletons don't have lips, they just bone."

"Last night my Professor told me to read Bartleby the Scrivner... I would prefer not to."

"My parents didnt take me seriously when i came out It was because i couldn't keep a straight face"

"Your mom... ...is so fat she always follows her gut."

"What do churches and guns have in common? They both go PEW PEW PEW"

"How do skeletons reproduce? They bone."

"Three nuns are sitting in the park... ...when a man comes up and flashes them. The first nun has a second stroke, the second nun has a stroke, but the third couldn't quite reach it."

"Stop chicken mass production... You're making them eggs-hausted!"

"Remember the bridge you drive over today was built by the lowest bidder."