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Joke of the Day
"My parents didnt take me seriously when i came out It was because i couldn't keep a straight face"
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"I got into a fight with the son of Odin.. I wasn't feeling well that day and when he was done with me, I said.. you're loki"
"What did the clock do after the good meal? He went back four seconds."
"Turkey and Russia Turkey is going to be Putin place by Russia."
"I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle. - Mitch Hedberg"
"No need for instructions when building something, just put it together all wrong & then read them later after taking it apart to start over."
"Senate Republicans cancelled the vote on abortion restrictions. Does this mean they're going to try Plan B?"
"Turquoise is the best colour. It's been cyantifically proven."
"Claustrophobia is the fear of closed spaces... For example, I'm going to the liquor store and I'm scared that it may be closed..."
"Miley Montana (whatever) has decided to quit ""singing"" to focus on ""acting"". I am very ""concerned."""