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Joke of the Day
"Stop chicken mass production... You're making them eggs-hausted!"
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"The record companies have done a good job of fighting piracy by releasing music no one wants to steal."
"Just to clarify: If original content is about Carlos Mencia, is it a repost?"
"How do you know Princess Diana has dandruff? They found her Head and Shoulders in the glovebox."
"My wife is all, ""we love each other so much we finish each other's sentences,"" until it comes to a prison sentence."
"In a marriage it's always a competition to see who can look busier, hence why I sighed and shook my head repeatedly while writing this."
"Question: What did the dead raccoon say in his will? Answer: ""Leave it to Beaver."""
"Which lip am I supposed to bite to look sexy in selfies? Cuz I look like a werewolf when I bite my top lip"
"2003: Fear that ppl from the internet will find me in real life. 2013: Fear that ppl from real life will find me on the internet."
"I'm sick of being the guy everyone comes to when they want the money I owe them."