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Joke of the Day
"Stop chicken mass production... You're making them eggs-hausted!"
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"What part of a vegetable is the most difficult to eat? The roots."
"The worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl is... You have to drop the bomb twice"
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"If HBO released all ten episodes of Game of Thrones at once, maybe I'd be able to remember the characters' names from episode to episode."
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"Met a beautiful girl down at the park today... Sparks flew, she fell at my feet and we ended up having sex there and then. God, I love my new Taser..."