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Joke of the Day
"How do skeletons kiss? They don't. Skeletons don't have lips, they just bone."
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"I just bought a new pair of sunglasses for whoever finds them in 3 weeks."
"Just got unfollowed by exorcist scary looking lady with crazy eyes who has ""will get in cars with strangers"" in her bio. I'm hiding........"
"How does every racist joke start? By looking over your shoulder"
"If I text ""HAITI"" to American Idol, will they send the contestants there?"
"A smile every mile will get you further faster but if that doesn't work, carjacking does."
"Why did the farmer take a milk bath? Because he's too tall for a milk shower."
"Kanye West was found alive in his apartment today. Another sad day for the music industry in 2016."
"So a Trabi owner pulls up to a gas station... ...and says to the attendant: ""Two windscreen wipers for my Trabi please."" The attendant replies: ""That sounds like a good deal!"""
"My favorite jokes are the short ones that make me laugh. Here's a short one that I hope makes you laugh. How do you find Will Smith in the snow? - You look for FRESH PRINTS!!"