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Joke of the Day
"Last night my Professor told me to read Bartleby the Scrivner... I would prefer not to."
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"Why did the bee started talking poetry ? He was waxing lyrical !"
"Tonight's Golden Globes taught us that, no matter how much you spend on surgery, nobody looks good while sweaty."
"Two Irish guys walk out of a bar."
"An invisible man marries an invisible woman... The kids weren't much to look at!"
"I hate it when people don't behave the way I thought they would when I rehearsed the conversation in my head."
"What's the best name for a male dildo-maker? [NSFW] Dick Smith."
"I finally found a girl who is like my mother in every way! I brought her home and wouldn't you know it... my dad doesn't like her"
"Q: What dinosaur would you find in a rodeo? A: Bronco-saurus!"
"Parent/Child conversation tweets are always so cute & sweet! Thought I'd try one: 18: Can I borrow the car? Me: No Wasn't that adorable?!"