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Joke of the Day
"Remember the bridge you drive over today was built by the lowest bidder."
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"What was Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? HAND EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYE."
"I married a European chess master. He's my Czech mate."
"Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can't see."
"Depending on who you are determines what colors you see the dress as. Chris Brown sees it as black and blue."
"We are happily married She's happy, and I am married!"
"What do you call a zoo where the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog? A shitzu."
"I have developed an intolerance to gluten- -free people"
"I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent... twisted... gyrated... jumped up and down... and perspired for a half an hour. But by thetime I got my tights on.... the class was over!"
"What do you call a lawncare company owned by a promiscuous lesbian? Hoe Mow"