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Joke of the Day
"Your mom... ...is so fat she always follows her gut."
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"What's Donald Trumps favourite album? The Wall."
"How does software eat it's food? By taking large bytes!"
"What do you call a carpentry business that only hires midgets? The Whittle Business *badum ching*"
"I heard they are making Frozen 2.. ..I think they just need to let it go. My mom's funnies are rare and usually unintentional."
"How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they'll just arrest the light for being broke and beat the room for being black."
"To hell with syncing the Titanic... I named my iPhone ""ass"" so I could back that ass up."
"I vote Gabe Newell for president. There will never be a World War 3."
"I hope I'm not the only one who hovers over someone when they use my favorite pen just so they know I'm serious about wanting it back."
"My Mother in law said to me: ""I'll dance on your grave, when you're dead"" ""Good!"" I said, ""I'm being buried at sea."""