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Joke of the Day

"I'm celebrating international women's day by not having my wife make me a sandwich today. I'm going to Subway and having Rachel make it instead."

"I got kicked out of a massage parlor the other day. Apparently the prostate isn't considered ""deep tissue."""

"Q: What's the best language to describe the hectic holiday shopping season? A: Russian"

"A man sent ten puns to his friends, hoping at least one would make them laugh No pun in ten did."

"My wife says it's time I stop pretending to be The Karate Kid. I had to put my foot down."

"What's more horrifying than finding a stack of dad's playboys in the basement? Realising one of them's still breathing."

"Welcome to your 40s! Your body will do new and exciting things such as sneeze-pee, yawn-burp, and light speed chin hair growth."

"My first time... My first time having sex and playing football were a lot alike... When it was all said and done I was exhausted bruised and bloody... But atleast my dad came..."

"What type of computer sings well? Adell."

"What is the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? You only need one nail to hang up the picture."