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Joke of the Day
"Just turned my welcome mat into an unwelcome mat by spray painting ""CANCER"" across it"
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"How do you know when your at a gay barbecue? When all the hot dogs taste like shit."
"A man gets into an argument with his wife... ...and wins."
"What do you call an epileptic Jew during the Holocaust? Shake and Bake!"
"I put my pants on one leg at a time, just like you. But sometimes I put both my legs in the same pant leg and pretend I'm a mermaid."
"Parkour is truly the sport that best represents what it would look like if god was running from the cops"
"What looks like red paint but is dry? Dried red paint"
"Did you hear about the Feminist gun? She got triggered."
"Why did the cannibal refuse to eat the police officer? It was a jewish cannibal."
"I'd tell you a chemistry joke But I know I won't get a reaction"