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Joke of the Day
"Why did the cannibal refuse to eat the police officer? It was a jewish cannibal."
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"A punchline my Japanese girlfriend came up with: What's black, white, and red all over? A Black Santa Claus!!!"
"A dyslexic walks into a bra"
"When you ask your waiter for an extra pickle, don't wink. It can easily be misinterpreted."
"While never officially canonized by a Pope, Saint Patrick is widely recognized as the patron saint of Slytherin."
"My favorote rascist joke Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson had the same nickname growing up, can you guess what it is? Nigger"
"That awkward moment when you're trying not to look when someone is staring at you."
"Why did the coach prohibit the blonde from giving any bj's to the team? The guys complained about the blow-dryer being too hot ..."
"There's no ''I'' in team... But there's a ''U' in cunt."
"How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? - She starts her sentence with ""A man once told me..."""