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Joke of the Day
"Why did the cannibal refuse to eat the police officer? It was a jewish cannibal."
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"What's a Muslim's favourite musician? Shari'ah Carey"
"Me: Wake up 5-year-old: Me: We're late 5: Me: The house is on fire 5: Me: Your sister touched your stuff 5: *barrel rolls out of bed*"
"You see me driving 'round town with your Alzheimer's mom and she's like, forget you."
"A man walks into a chemist and asks for some Viagra at the counter... The chemist says to the man, ""Do you have a prescription for that?"" ""No."" The man replies, ""But will a photo of my wife suffice?"""
"I bet all those girls that ignored me in high school would still be pretty pleased with that decision."
"Halloween is without question the easiest time of year to kill somebody and just leave their body decomposing on your porch for a month"
"What does it's job ONLY after it has been fired? A bullet"
"A man tries to punch a wood chipper He is unarmed."
"You'll never believe how much this girl paid me to have sex with her...... One vagina."