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Joke of the Day
"What looks like red paint but is dry? Dried red paint"
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"Why couldn't the dimwit read more than one sentence? There was a full stop"
"Pessimist : The glass is half empty Optimist : The glass is half full Feminist : The glass is being raped"
"I walked up to a windmill and said, ""What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?"" ""...I'm not a big fan."""
"A man got a vasectomy without telling his wife. When she found out she said ""ARE YOU SERIOUS?!"" ""Yes, I'm not kidding you."" he said."
"What is the difference between an amateur archer and a constipated owl? One shoots but can't hit... The other hoots but can't shit."
"Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking...... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef."
"Jew problems An old jew comes to a rabbi and says: ""Please help me, my son became a christian!"" The rabbi replies: ""i can't help you, god has the same problem."""
"A boy wrote Santa: ""please send me a sister"". Santa wrote back: ""Alright, send me your mother""."
"LOST DOG: 4 year old border collie. Still living at home but doesn't know what to do with his life."