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Joke of the Day

"A man gets into an argument with his wife... ...and wins."

"We need a new name for the Bible. How about: DIY Salvation"

"I kept telling a pun to the passersby during a marathon It was a running joke."

"My grandpa just died of lung cancer... He fought it asbestos he could."

"""Better to die on your feet than live on your knees!"" cried the revolutionary. ""That's what Che said,"" whispered his comrade."

"Apparently, walking up behind a girl in the produce isle with celery in my hand and saying ""I'm stalking you"" was much funnier in my head."

"My neighbor asked me to keep an eye on his house while he's out of town. I've already texted him ""Your house isn't on fire"" 42 times."

"The best thing I ever did was install a fake doorbell. Now no one ever knocks on my door."

"""IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN"" I yell while running in the opposite direction."

"People are making apocalypse posts likes there's no tomorrow."