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Joke of the Day
"I'd tell you a chemistry joke But I know I won't get a reaction"
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"How do you kill a blonde? You put a scratch-and-sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool."
"My 3 year old reported seeing a spider-cricket and I couldn't find it so we're outside watching the house burn."
"So I phoned the Amputee Hotline the other day I got cut-off."
"CAT: Can u check my blood pressure? DR DOG: *places cuff around cat's neck* Sure CAT: Shouldnt that go on m- DR DOG: *inflating cuff* Ssshhh"
"What do you call a lizard on drugs? A mariguana."
"Saw a Steve Jobs doppelganger on a Spirit airlines flight today You could say that he was there, in Spirit."
"What is better than getting a N64 on Christmas? Getting a N64 now"
"What did the kitten say when it slipped on a banana peel?? ""Meowch!"""
"I've decided to start my own herb garden. I've got a lot of extra Thyme."