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Joke of the Day
"Q: What kind of witch goes to the beach? A: Sandwitch"
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"Why is Santa so jolly? He knows where all the naughty girls live."
"Trump winning the election I did nazi that coming"
"Why is being a pirate addictive? They say that after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!"
"So, my feminist cousin is diabetic and recently, her legs were amputated... ...safe to say, she won't be jumping to conclusions anytime soon."
"My biologist girlfriend was making competent cells at the lab today... I asked if they were very sure of them cells."
"How much space does the EU have left? 1GB"
"why dont they have drivers ed and sex ed on the same day in mexico? it's too hard on the donkey"
"If he buys your drink, but you're really not interested? Smile at him, thank him and then stick the olive up your nose."
"Q: How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in."