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Joke of the Day

"Q: How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in."

"Hitler is judged very harshly by history, but... He did kill Hitler. Joke credit to Jimmy Carr on QI"

"Have you heard about the two gay Irishmen? Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald"

"My girlfriend told me my dick was two inches bigger than her ex!! Then it dawned on me she used to be a lesbian :("

"Shazam but for telling you the name of someone who's only just been introduced to you 5 minutes ago but you weren't listening."

"A new study shows body-image issues start as young as 3. How awful. That means 2-year-olds with gross bodies think they look okay."

"How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world? He plays golf."

"What do you call a stoner when horny? A weed wacker! - Now please post weed related jokes"

"Did Donald Trump make the right choice when picking his running mate? It de-Pence on who you ask."

"Why are ugly guys better with computers then women? Turning off a computer often fixes the problem."