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Joke of the Day

"Q: How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in."

"So there's a guy with a speech impediment.... It's funny because his life is hard, and he was relentlessly ridiculed in grade school."

"What is the biggest danger to an ear f*cker? Hearing AIDS."

"My spanish class in high school should have had a bit less ""Where is the bathroom"" and a bit more ""She was dead when we got here""."

"What do you call a crocodile in a band? A crocstar"

"In response to Wikipedia's ""price of a cup of coffee is all we need"" fundraiser. I like my coffee like my wikipedia. Free!"

"What should a teacher take if he's run down? The number of the car that hit him."

"Two lawyers walk into a bar Exam"

"Why has sodomy been banned in French bakeries? Because it was a pain in the arse for the customers."

"So a commie, a clown and a crook walk into a bar... ...no wait, they enter a presidential race."