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Joke of the Day

"Ive decided to run a marathon for charity. I didn't want to do it at first, but apparently it's for blind and disabled kids so I think I've got a good chance of winning."

"The lesbians next door gave me a Rolex for my birthday. very nice, but i think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch!"

"What do you call a country run by a bunch of stubborn old deer? A stagnation"

"What Did The Muslim Terminator Say? Allah Be Back."

"Q: How can you tell when Clinton is ready for battle [in Bosnia]? A: He's got his jogging suit on."

"If April showers bring May flowers, what does May bring? The pilgrims."

"Someone should make a website that allows you to anonymously chat with random Jews from around the world. They could call it 'Oi-megle'."

"What idiot called it a contraction and not a birthquake?"

"Why do women have legs? Have you seen the mess that snails make?"

"I used to be into BDSM, beastiality, and necrophilia... But I realized I was just beating a dead horse. EDIT: poster does not condone the beating of any horse; living, dead, undead, or imaginary."