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Joke of the Day

"How much space does the EU have left? 1GB"

"I bet dogs have a really hard time playing Twister Left paw: grey Other left paw: darker grey, but not the darkest grey. Sort of in between"

"Why do North Americans hate playing chess? Cause they lack the towers."

"I was going to consider brief units of time but now I'm having second thoughts."

"While falling down an enclosed space that leads to the laundry room, two heterosexual cats hugged eachother in love embracing themselves before their death. It was CHUTE!"

"What state makes exclusively swiss cheese? Swisconsin."

"[restaurant] WAITER: And to drink? ME: I'll have a coke and a pepsi. WAITER: Is pep...um...Is cok...ok...Is...I...what.. *waiter spontaneously combusts*"

"Did you know that 95% of Jews aren't Jews? They're dead"

"Every 9 minutes, someone is infected with the herpes virus. I bet that someone lives in Jersey."

"I would literally never feel confident enough to drop a piece of equipment as expensive as a mic."