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Joke of the Day
"Trump winning the election I did nazi that coming"
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"Ways I'm like a tea kettle: 1) need water 2) start screaming when someone forgets abt me 3) could burn down a house but probably never will"
"Know the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day? On St. Patrick's Day everyone wants to be Irish."
"Confucious say Man walking down the street carrying a 5-disc CD changer... ...is either walking to or from the Salvation Army."
"7 Billion people, 14 billion Faces."
"What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and an all-girl track team? Pygmies are cunning runts."
"If caitlyn Jenner goes missing Do they put her photo on the back of a bottle of tranny fluid"
"Why does Drake hate summer? Because you start wearing less and going out more"
"Why do women put on makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and smell bad..."
"I accidentally left the refrigerator open while watching Game of Thrones (SPOILERS EVERTHING)"