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Joke of the Day

"911: What is your emergency? Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us."

"Scientists have reversed Global Warming! Get rekt, Sun!"

"Jews be like Nah Way is Jesus the son of God And Christians be like Yahwah!"

"Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter? A: Jimmy Carter waited until after the inauguration to break his promises."

"Just kidding Girl: I'm breaking up with you. Boy: Ok, then let me remove the like from all your fb DP's. Girl: Oh! Come on! Don't be mad. I was just kidding."

"Jealous and Funn It's not important to win it's important to make the other Guy loose."

"I got expelled from school on pajama day. It's not my fault I sleep naked."

"Why did Adele cross the road? To say ""hello from the other side."""

"Did you hear Microsoft have started giving away Office free to parents? Word to your mother."

"Isn't it just a little ironic to see a group of pro-lifers throwing eggs at an abortion clinic?"