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Joke of the Day
"I got expelled from school on pajama day. It's not my fault I sleep naked."
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"How Many Feminists Does it Take to Change a Light bulb? Trick question. Feminists can't change a thing."
"I just finished reading Mein Kampf... Pretty good for light reading, I rate it nein out of ten."
"First Thatcher dies, then Ferguson retires... Somewhere there is a scouser with a lamp and one wish left. /english humour"
"I have created the only non-racist Chinese joke. So I went to Chinatown today. There were too many bright lights. I asked them to dim sum."
"I scaled Everest! And I give nicknames to fish."
"9. You can fit 9 cats inside an acoustic guitar."
"I'm good at 3 things: counting and ironic jokes and punchlines."
"Son : ""Dad, who did I get my intelligence from ?"" Dad : ""It must be from your mother. I still have mine"""
"Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would they fight for a belt when they don't wear pants?"