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Joke of the Day
"Why did Adele cross the road? To say ""hello from the other side."""
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"Open letter to the mods of /r/jokes C"
"I asked one of my sumo-wrestling friends whether he wanted some sushi for dinner He just replied ""No thanks, I'm not a big Japanese guy"""
"What color were Hitler's walls? Jewish Red"
"Billion dollar idea: An app that sends you a text when the light turns green."
"What does John Cougar Mellencamp get if he eats too much cantaloupe before he goes swimming? A melon-cramp."
"What did the werewolf eat after he'd had his teeth taken out? The dentist."
"I like my women like I like my car parking spaces... Disabled only."
"A team of scientists have invented a pill for sufferers of Alzheimer's to take daily. They didn't think that through did they?"
"Treating testicular cancer.. takes balls."