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Joke of the Day

"Jews be like Nah Way is Jesus the son of God And Christians be like Yahwah!"

"My sister was in love with a Mexican guy. She wanted him to marry her but he went home to Mexico... ... I guess he's the Juan that got away."

"Dark Humor is like getting laid Not everyone gets it."

"Warning: the life you are about to lead contains strong language, adult situations and nudity. Exister discretion is advised."

"How do you keep a retard in anticipation?"

"An Trainer talks to one of his Novice Doctor... 'I cannot wait to do this operation!' 'And why is that?' 'If I could not wait to do this operation,I would be no doctor... **'I WOULD BE PATIENT!'**"

"Friends are like Snowflakes If you pee on them, they disappear."

"What did the quiet orange say to the noisy orange? ""Be quiet, I'm concentrating!"""

"Schrodinger's Crush: Before you ask her out, she is both single and taken"

"What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common? They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things."