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Joke of the Day
"Jews be like Nah Way is Jesus the son of God And Christians be like Yahwah!"
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"my Grandma with alzheimer's at my Wedding asked where's the body?"
"What's the difference between sarcasm and a serious statement? What're you asking me for? I have Asperger's."
"TIL that it is difficult to be a good person as there is only so small a distance between an asshole and a pussy."
"What's red, white and sits in a hole in a tree? A sanitary owl"
"Drug Problems I've definitely got a drug problem......................... Seem to have run out"
"Someone just told me that they hate bacon... I can't even find words... It's like someone just murdered a rainbow."
"I have decided to leave my past behind me, so if I owe you money... I'm sorry, but I've moved on, and maybe it's time that you do too."
"There is a guy at my job who wears a turban... ...I wonder if he has ever called in Sikh to work?"
"What does a tech geek say when they're taking a shit? ""Clearing my cache."""