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Joke of the Day
"Isn't it just a little ironic to see a group of pro-lifers throwing eggs at an abortion clinic?"
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"Two condoms walk into a gay bar.. One turns to the other and says; ""Let's get shitfaced!"""
"I went to a zoo... I went to a zoo over the weekend. There was only a dog there. It was a shitzu."
"You say ""save the date"", I hear ""more time to come up with an excuse of why I'm not going."""
"My friend wanted to feel like a princess on her wedding day So we made her marry a man she never met in order to secure a French alliance."
"I was asked if I wanted to volunteer at the U2 concert... ...I said I don't like to do Pro Bono work."
"I'm a humanitarian. I prefer my human cooked with scallions and a little Worcestershire sauce."
"What did the customer say to the overworked seamstress? Wow, you seamstressed out. (I'm so sorry)"
"To the guy who made the wrong website pun Woops, wrong internet universe"
"hundred times Old couple laying in bed. The man turns and tells the woman, ""If you want to have sex, pull on my dick once. If you don't want to have sex, pull on my dick one hundred times."""