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Joke of the Day

"Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter? A: Jimmy Carter waited until after the inauguration to break his promises."

"What are a ninjas favourite type of shoes? Sneakers!!"

"How come ants don't go to the church? They are in sects."

"Priest and a Rabbi are walking down the street and pass a playground, some little boy catches the Priest eye, and he tells his friend, ""Man I'd like to fuck him."" Rabbi replies, ""Out of what?"""

"I'm getting old, The only way I can screw a woman... Is to borrow money from her and not pay her back. (Credit given to my friend. i'm not that clever.)"

"I was walking down the street one day.. and a man threw a bit of cheese at my head, i turned to him and said; 'oh, real mature mate'."

"*stranded on island* *puts message in bottle and throws it into sea* *years later gets message back* what's updog? *fist pump*"

"Today my boss will learn that I am nowhere near mature enough to be left alone with a label maker."

"I'll huff I'll puff and I'll smoke all of your stuff. -Big Broke Wolf"

"After all they crap between them..Can you believe they are still together? ""Who?"" My butt cheeks."