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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear Microsoft have started giving away Office free to parents? Word to your mother."
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"Take a pistol 1. Take a pistol 2. Point it to your head 3. Pull the trigger WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND"
"I like to finish my pelvic exam by asking the doctor 'hey, where'd your watch go?'"