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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear Microsoft have started giving away Office free to parents? Word to your mother."
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"My new haircut is really starting to grow on me"
"The real difference between Obama and Trump Obama makes jokes. Trump is a joke."
"What's the difference between a mixologist and a bartender? About ten minutes."
"Catholic church must be serious. Everything with Mass has gravity, after all."
"What kind of pants does Mario wear? Denim denim denim (Say it to the tune of the Mario pipe noise)"
"What's the similarity between Nike and the KKK? They both make black men run faster."
"What sounds do nuts make when they sneeze? Cashew"
"If you get nervous when the IT support desk takes control of your computer remember they're whispering ""no weirdos please"" to themselves."
"Robin Hood and Little John walking through the forest... Have fun getting that song out of your head."