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Joke of the Day
"Scientists have reversed Global Warming! Get rekt, Sun!"
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"Child porn You sick fuck!"
"If ISIS would really like the world to take notice of their intentions they should kill a lion."
"What is the opposite of /r/upliftingnews? /r/news"
"So I'm in a hotel and call the front desk saying, ""Hey! I gotta leak in the sink!"" The clerk says, ""Go ahead, the customer's always right..."" (Henny Youngman)"
"I hate trying to wipe my ass without my glasses on I can't see shit"
"There's a man with two penises? That's nothing, I once knew a guy with FIVE penises... ...and his pants fit like a glove."
"Knock knock. Who's there? A cow. A cow who? Not a cow ""who""! A cow moos. An owl says ""who""."
"My grandma just broke her hip farting! #EpicFrail!"
"How do infomercial salesmen tell you you're fat? Butt weight! There's more!"