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Joke of the Day

"So I got brainfreeze today.. I was just trying out the cryogenic storage box 2000"

"*i get on a rollercoaster with my washing machine* ""Hold tight son...WAIT! If u are here then.."" *son is at home w/ a mouth full of laundry*"

"if a plumber's career can go down the drain... And a fireman's job can go up in smoke, can a hooker get laid off?"

"What kind of gum do bees chew? BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not."

"How do you know that Hindu woman is into you? Her diode starts flashing green."

"Note to self: in future, put stripper in novelty oversized cake AFTER baking."

"My wife asked me what super hero I would be at the party.. I told her a giant dick that comes to the rescue"

"What's the slogan for Orion's Pizza? OP delivers. Not a great joke, but my wife claims no one will get it. I am trying to prove her wrong."

"7-Layer Dip 7-Layer dip is a complete basis for the Mexican-Food Space"

"I still remember the last thing my grandma said before she kicked the bucket. ""hey, watch me kick this bucket""."