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Joke of the Day
"My teacher's nickname in school is Flush. He always has the same suit."
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"Boy are people gonna be upset when they find out the God Particle is black..."
"Did you hear about the two gay guys that got into a fight at the bar? They went out to the parking lot to exchange blows."
"My neighbor can't understand why he just found human shit on his front porch. I can't understand why he would use a power saw at 5:48 am."
"I'm drowning my self in coke right now. Not the drug. The drink. Nah jk it's the drug."
"Who does Christopher Reeve wish he could be? Christopher Walken"
"Manslaughter: The sound a man makes when laughing."
"UK - We call it Autumn, from the French word ""autompne"" and later, the Latin ""autumnus"" USA - WE CALL IT FALL BECAUSE LEAF FALL DOWN"
"""Hahahahaha, what a narcissist! This model's Instagram is so pathetic!"" - me for 45 minutes while I scroll through all 700 of his photos"
"By the cup of Nescafe even the most secret thoughts turn into words, and by the bottle of vodka into actions."