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Joke of the Day
"When it comes to stealing chocolate bars... I have a couple twix up my sleeve"
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"I bought my retarded son a Komodo dragon, but for safety reasons we keep him in his cage. Away from the Komodo dragon."
"Q: Why did the suspenders get arrested? A: Because they held up a pair of pants."
"Writing cuss words on the white space of textbook pages is marginally offensive."
"Sorry I said your mom's beef stroganoff was stroganawful."
"Obama bans hiring bias against ex-cons seeking federal jobs He was quoted as says, ""well, we politicians need somewhere to work after leaving office""."
"Let's fall in love with each other while falling in hate with everything else."
"Election Day Drinking Game: Every time Donald Trump is elected President, we all drink and just never stop."
"I found a cheap prosthetic arm on Craigslist Secondhand"
"Here is a horrible insult. You look good."