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Joke of the Day

"I accidental typed sinroof instead of sunroof and I may have just invented the greatest thing ever."

"There was once man..... That was really strong. He also loved drinking punch. That was the reason he went to parties. His name? Juan. Juan Punch Man. Edit: he's Mexican"

"Recently historians revealed Hitler had a ""micropenis""... No wonder he hated black guys"

"What's the difference between a caver and a spelunker? A caver rescues a spelunker."

"My grandfather told me he closed one eye whenever he saw a jew in the good old days... He was a sniper"

"There's no attraction quite as strong as tomato sauce & a white shirt"

"Why are powerpuff girls sad? [Nsfw] Because they neither have boyfriends nor fingers"

"yesterday, Judge Thompson issued the longest sentence in the Supreme Court's history, needless to say, it was run-on."

"What do you call a dentist gunfighter? Clean Teathstwood."

"Did you hear about that girl in the terrible car accident the other day? Her entire left side had to be amputated. She's all right now."