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Joke of the Day

"yesterday, Judge Thompson issued the longest sentence in the Supreme Court's history, needless to say, it was run-on."

"I have a mice problem so I lay out tiny red and blue bandanas in hopes they start a west coast/east coast thing and take care of each other."

"Why did the doctor lose his job? He lost his patience"

"Jeopardy is petty. If you asked someone ""What is snow?"" No one would say: It's doubtful an Eskimo would have Chionophobia, a fear of this."

"Why don't poor people go to funerals? They can't afford to pay respects."

"Y'know, I used to be quite indecisive. Now I'm not so sure."

"I tried to duck it, but I just wasn't quack! enough."

"The truth about Chemistry Chemistry is all about experiments. Because Chem-is-try."

"U want to hear a great joke? ""A great joke"" but you have to speak it out yourself."

"Does killing time damage eternity?"