104606

Joke of the Day

"My grandfather told me he closed one eye whenever he saw a jew in the good old days... He was a sniper"

"Syria has appealed for international assistance today, after a boatload of 500 Greeks arrived seeking a better life."

"A bunch of homeless people moved in at a local gyn They heard there was other people squatting there."

"I want to open a Jamaican/Irish/Spanish small plate breakfast restaurant And call it ""Tapas the Mornin' to Ja."" RIP Harris Wittels."

"Eating chocolate pudding from a diaper is a good way to get a whole row to yourself at the cinema."

"LPT How to beat morning wood I find my right hand does the job quite nicely."

"Guy tells a psychiatrist he has a fear of commitment. Psychiatrist says, ""There's no need to worry. I only do that in extreme cases."""

"Did you hear about the world's greatest ninja...? Me neither."

"Woops! Accidentally hit ""reply all"" when I only meant to tell one co-worker to kill himself."

"How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? It's not hard."