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Joke of the Day

"There was once man..... That was really strong. He also loved drinking punch. That was the reason he went to parties. His name? Juan. Juan Punch Man. Edit: he's Mexican"

"When I was a kid, I would launch Hamsters and other small rodents in my model rockets. I called it the Gerbil Space Program."

"Why is it called a wonderbra? Because when its opened you wonder where are the boobs"

"Why did the chicken run across the road? Because walking is for suckers."

"When you are dead, you don't know you are dead. It's painful only for others. It's the same for if you are stupid."

"If at first you don't succeed... So much for skydiving."

"What do you call a blind German? A nazi."

"What's big and gray and comes in quarts? An elephant"

"Sorry I used your baby's bald head as a lipstick blotter."

"Does the world really need another rhetorical question?"