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Joke of the Day

"There's no attraction quite as strong as tomato sauce & a white shirt"

"This bank pen tastes like it's been in a lot of other people's mouths"

"Why did Donald Trump watch the olympics? To see how high the mexicans pole vaulters can jump"

"most vending-machine shaking incidents are elaborate coverups by people who don't want to be seen hugging the machine and saying i love you"

"What do you call it when two Mexicans are playing basketball? Juan on Juan."

"Why are there no knock knock jokes about America? Cause' freedom rings"

"I really do not understand lent... ...I'd better give up trying!"

"Did you know Canada was originally going to be called ""CND""? When they were asked to spell it, they spelled it: C-eh. N-eh. D-eh."

"So this crazy guy starts talking to me on the train... ""Is this the train to heaven?"", he asks me. ""No"", I say. ""Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit"", he replied."

"My mother-in-law said ""just do what you normally do"" when she came to stay with us. Not going to lie, naked Saturday was a little awkward."