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Joke of the Day
"I'm on a whiskey diet I've lost 3 days already."
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"Critics say Botox is too expensive... ...but I spoke to fifty people who just paid for the treatment, and none of them looked surprised."
"Why are cowboy hats curled up on the sides? Cowboys can sit three abreast in the front seat of a pickup truck that way."
"When I was a kid, I liked to lay face down in the snow with a boner and make ""snow girlfriends."""
"What did the curtain rod say to the blinds? Nice shades. (sorry)"
"Did you hear about the little guy compelled to clap in time whenever he was on the Paris underground? He was a Metro gnome."
"What do you call a dead baby ,who fights crime? Miscarriage of Justice"
"What do republicans and porn stars have in common? They're both professionals at switching position on camera"
"How did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field."
"Person submits resume and gets a job. ."