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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dead baby ,who fights crime? Miscarriage of Justice"
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"why do sandwich fillings look weird ? Cos they're in bread"
"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer today I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day"
"Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 is Dec 25"
"What's the difference between a waitress at a strip club and a stripper? About 2 weeks."
"Inspired by Baby Jesus, I'm hoping to get nailed this weekend."
"Serious question: If you walked into a store and saw an alien holding a bag of 12 butterflies would you play it cool or leave?"
"Hey, Johns, your parents thought about your name for about half a second."
"Looks like balls = Scrotesque."
"which is the Beyonce song where it's like we're independent but also you should marry us but like we're super-strong but also pay our bills"