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Joke of the Day

"What's the resemblance between a bungeejump and a african whorehouse? If the rubber blows, you're dead"

"The definition of Rodeo Sex - When you accidentally call your partner by the wrong first name..... Then try and stay on for 8 seconds."

"What did the urban dog say to the other urban dog? Wad up Dawg?"

"Some girl just caught me staring at her crotch so I gave her two thumbs up. She only deserved one, but it's the holidays and shit."

"Want to take a look at my benefit package?"

"My dick was in the Guinness book of records... Until the librarian throw me out."

"Difference between Ellen Pao and Kim Jong-un. One is tyrannical and ruthless dictator, who destroys each and every opposition and other is supreme leader of North Korea."

"What do you get when you mix a monkey and a midget? Tom Cruise"

"Dermatologist asked why I want my tattoo removed and looked at me like no one's ever said ""because it's my ex's Twitter handle"" before."

"My wife hasn't spoken to me since I fingered her twin by mistake during a drunken dance at a wedding. He's not happy about it either."