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Joke of the Day
"When I was a kid, I liked to lay face down in the snow with a boner and make ""snow girlfriends."""
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"When I greeted my boss in the morning, he told me to have a good day... Who am I to argue? So I thanked him and went back home."
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"Why is rust on a car orange? Because its true car-rot"
"You know who the most popular guy at a nudist colony is? The one who can walk with 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts."
"9: I'm going to live with you guys forever me: I don't ever want to hear those words come out of your mouth again"
"The best thing about eating healthy food is all the incredible food you eat an hour later because you're so hungry..."