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Joke of the Day
"How do Super Heroes like their drinks served? WITH JUST ICE!"
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"What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it. It's not gonna come. (Probably been posted before, but oh well I'm new and I apologize)"
"The rulers of the US, Russia, and China walk into a random bar in Latin America What do the locals call them? El negro, el gringo y el chino."
"What's the difference between the 3 Stooges and my penis? Girls don't laugh at the 3 Stooges"
"Untied the bun in my hair & tried that sexy hair shake thing that chicks do on tv. Doc says the neck brace can come off in a week."
"Not to brag but I have approximately 5000 compact discs I haven't listened to since 2003 that are preventing me from moving on with my life."
"What do you do when the dishwasher stops working? You tell her to get back to work."
"What different about an American Christmas from a Spanish one? Noel."
"Remember when Disney used to produce cartoons, not teen sluts?"
"They tried it standing up, sitting down and bent over the kitchen table but it was no good - they just couldn't get a decent wi-fi signal."