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Joke of the Day

"The rulers of the US, Russia, and China walk into a random bar in Latin America What do the locals call them? El negro, el gringo y el chino."

"Whenever you're mad at someone, just take a deep breath and count to 10. Those 10 seconds will give you time to think of the perfect insult."

"Your life flashes before your eyes right before you die. It takes an average of 70-80 years."

"Horses are very contrarian... No matter what you ask them, all they say is ""neigh."""

"What's the difference between a Pakistani mosque and a Afghanistan mosque and an Iraqi mosque? How should I know, I just fly the drones."

"I always wanted a trophy wife, But instead I got a participation medal girlfriend."

"What shark has the most privilege? A great white!"

"The iPhone 5 will be able to print bacon"

"Why did the sun go to school? To get brighter!"

"Ethiopian Cuisine... is a bit bland. It tastes like nothing."