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Joke of the Day
"What do you do when the dishwasher stops working? You tell her to get back to work."
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"I bought shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day."
"Looking for a lost joke, Please help, The joke it making some one say twoo instead of two but i forget what two words you repeat to trick them. Please help."
"What do you call a serial killer that plays bingo? Jeffery Dauber."
"3 horrible things in life: 1) Seeing your mom cry. 2) Seeing the love of your life fall in love with somebody else. 3) Slow Internet."
"I don't know, Your Honor. Last thing I remember was the Polaroid picture crying and I was shaking it like a baby andIT WOULDN'T STOP CRYING!"
"NYC's New Year's sucked. They really dropped the ball this year."
"Why did the atheist chicken cross the road To get away from Churchs"
"To its credit, only like 8% of doing the Macarena involves heiling Hitler."
"I went to a club completely infested by tourettes suffering women last night. Any time I approached one they told me to fuck off."