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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between the 3 Stooges and my penis? Girls don't laugh at the 3 Stooges"

"DATING TIP: show her your hula hoop skills. keep adding hula hoops. you're now a slinky. everybody loves a slinky."

"Why did Rosemary get kicked out of the spice rack? For swallowing Poppy's Seed"

"Our perfume store is finally going out of business... I guess it just makes scents.Nobody nose about us."

"Me: ""Bond."" *lowers sunglasses* ""James Bond."" Cashier: ""You've been doing that for 35 minutes. Are you going to buy the sunglasses or not?"""

"Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone? He couldn't find the droid he was looking for."

"Q: Why are manhole covers round? A: Because if they were square, you couldn't play twiddlywinks with them."

"Fishing for Jupiter fart fish off the wing of the space shuttle."

"A man with a gun shot his keyboard it typed POW"

"Dear Mom and Dad, if you can read this tweet, Congratulations!!! it's time for lesson number 10."