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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between the 3 Stooges and my penis? Girls don't laugh at the 3 Stooges"
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"Think of all the new jobs Trump will bring to America: Wall builders, death squad patrollers, bounty hunters and immigrant poachers."
"My 5 yo after I explained the concept of breastfeeding: ""can you squeeze Capri Suns outta those things or just milk?"""
"Knock Knock! -Who's there? -I eat mop..."
"Son, it's finally the time for us to talk about sex -- But dad! -- No buts! That is all."
"Tell me somethig dirty... VW Jetta 2.0 TDI"
"Personal ad: Handsome man (29), seeks short, open minded women to poke him in the eye with umbrellas. Busy streets only. No names please."
"I got high during detention today. The teacher made me do lines."
"no homo but imagine sleeping with a grizzly bear and being the little spoon..shit would be 100x better than a snuggie"
"Not Going To Try This Again"