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Joke of the Day
"Remember when Disney used to produce cartoons, not teen sluts?"
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"Overheard two doctors in the emergency ward They were discussing a patient who had arrived with six plastic horses stuck in his rectum. Described his condition as stable."
"Quick, I need some fables, ASOP."
"How do you say doormat in Spanish? Matador"
"So I flushed my extra viagra down the toilet... I haven't been able to close the lid in weeks."
"Which eggs are the best for Easter? Empty ones ( )"
"my wife says she's leaving me for being to arrogant. I said don't slam the door on your way back in."
"A magician says to his wife to 'Pick a card. Any card.' She takes his credit card and leaves."
"Hug a tree. Then rub your hands along it's trunk and tell it how knotty it is."
"I love Taco Bell so much that I even enjoy being *asked* what style of tacos I want... I get hard every time."