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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it. It's not gonna come. (Probably been posted before, but oh well I'm new and I apologize)"

"What's Christmas called in England ? Yule Britannia !"

"What do you call a electric Volkswagen? A **Volts**wagon"

"What is the most important thing for a hungry shark? A-fish-in-sea."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Adder ! Adder who ? Adder you get in here ?"

"Why do liberal courts don't work? Because they don't like to judge anyone."

"I hear most Muslims are capitalists... They're always going on and on about some Great Profit."

"What comes at the end of every Ray Rice joke? the punchline"

"What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink? A double Manhattan on the rocks."

"Why did the Gluteus Maximus feel bullied? He was the butt of many jokes."