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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it. It's not gonna come. (Probably been posted before, but oh well I'm new and I apologize)"

"Two of my Redditor buddies just ""came out"" to me. They told me they are OP's"

"How do you study for a prostate exam? By cramming."

"what do you call a fat woman who has 28 men in bed with her each night? yo mama"

"I recently watched my wedding video backwards. I love the part where I take the ring off her finger, leave the church and go drinking with my friends."

"And so the devil decided to put the delete key above the send key. The end"

"Random girl: OMG I love your UGG boots Me: No No... that's just the way my feet look"

"So, when people say ""LOLZ"", does that mean they laughed themselves to sleep?"

"Guys who try to pick up women on Twitter are a bit sad... Ladies, if you agree, DM me your number so we can talk about it..."

"If by retirement plan you mean a swear jar, then yes I do have a retirement plan."