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Joke of the Day
"This salad would be way better if it was pizza."
Next Joke
"what do you get when you cross copper and zinc? brass."
"I'm trying to teach my toddler how to headbang but he's pissed because he wants a bottle. I told him to save that anger for the mosh pit."
"Every time my friend plays with his xbox... She is left thinking that they are getting back together."
"What does it mean when they say my car needs ""more low"" I don't know, I don't speak Little Bitch."
"What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Get cancer."
"All I'm saying is no one ever country westerns you like a hurricane."
"""I hate when I can't think of the right word,"" she protesticulated."
"One of America's Longest Running Gags... Trickle-down Economics"
"The dog from Air Bud is in a new movie helping deaf kids play sports. It's called Ear Bud."