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Joke of the Day

"The dog from Air Bud is in a new movie helping deaf kids play sports. It's called Ear Bud."

"What's the difference between a jew and... ...Do you know what's the difference between a jew and a boy scaut? A boy scout comes back from a camp."

"This guy gave me the weridest look when i flushed his urinal for him, It's like people have no concept of manners anymore"

"Why did the Eskimo break up with his girlfriend? He just wasn't really Inuit..."

"Her: I have a marathon coming. Me: Ooh, which show?"

"Why did Muhammad cross the road? You should not question the prophet's motives infidel!"

"My professor just told the WORST physics joke What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito? Nothing, cause you can't cross a scalar and a vector!"

"I sat on Santa's lap.. I asked for a bigger dick. He called his black brother-in-law."

"Captain America: I got the alert, what's the emergency? Avengers: Well, it's snowing, so... CA [handing over shield]: Last time! Buy a sled!"

"Where do galaxies go to college? University! Happy 1st day back to school to many of you :)"