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Joke of the Day

"Her: Hi, I'm Jane Me: I'm Christopher, but everyone calls me Dick for short. Her: How do you get Dick from Christopher? Me: You Ask nicely."

"how many college football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but they'll give 'em four credits for it."

"Inspecting mirrors is a job I could totally see myself doing."

"You shouldn't make racist jokes about Asians who cant drive when its raining Its a slippery slope"

"Cop: Know why I stopped you? Me: Cuz you SMELLED THIS DONUT? *tosses donut out window* Cop: ... Me: Aren't you gonna go get- Cop: Get out."

"The great Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with over 20,000 women For Chuck Norris, that's a Tuesday."

"The hardest part about being a kick ass dude is wiping the poo from your kick ass boot after a hard day of work."

"*Brings Oreos to a Christmas cookie exchange*"

"You can run but you can't hide Is a funny thing to say to children with asthma"

"Q: How many lawyers does it take to plaster a wall? A: It depends how hard you throw them."