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Joke of the Day

"What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Get cancer."

"What is reddit's favourite country M'laysia (sorry, my friends and I are drunk and we think it's funny)"

"How do chinese people laugh over the internet? Lmao Zedong"

"Came home from work early and caught my inflatable girlfriend cheating on me with the beachball."

"What do we want? ROCK HARD ABS! When do we want them? THE DAY AFTER THE HOLIDAYS ARE OVER!"

"I was thinking of making sperm-brand merchandise... ...because sex cells"

"The nice thing about being a hypochondriac is eventually you'll be right, then die while going, ""See? Told you."""

"Why did the Muslim fail his Chemistry Exam ? because to him, alcohol is not a solution."

"I recently learned my friend likes to be dominated by his girlfriend in bed. I wouldn't have pegged him for that."

"Out of all the Thanes of the alphabet, who is the most grateful? Thane Q"