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Joke of the Day

"What does it mean when they say my car needs ""more low"" I don't know, I don't speak Little Bitch."

"Too many people complain about their looks, but not nearly enough complain about their brains."

"What did the animal control officer ask the Hawaiian dancer? Hula the dogs out?"

"I'm always frank with my sexual partners. Don't want them knowing my real name!!"

"How to do fit ten popes in a vw bug? Tell them to take off their hats"

"Fries are basically edible cigarettes. Delicious edible cigarettes."

"What is the advantage that Mexican workers have over everyone else? Their ""Senor""ity!"

"Everytime I check my facebook I remember why i'm on Twitter."

"A genie grant a man two wishes Genie: What is your first wish? Jeff: I want to be Rich Genie: Okey, what is your second wish? Rich: I want lots of money"

"I realized I've been wearing this set of earbuds in the wrong ears for over a year now. No wonder I always end up running backwards whenever I go jogging."