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Joke of the Day

"What does it mean when they say my car needs ""more low"" I don't know, I don't speak Little Bitch."

"I'm never more nervous than when I tell a doctor what I actually eat."

"Our welcome mat is missing its L. I'd leave it that way but I'm afraid it'll look like we're bragging."

"I figured something was fishy with my doctor when he was giving me a rectal exam, but he had both hands on my shoulders."

"One behaviorist to another after lovemaking: ""Darling that was wonderful for you. How was it for me?"""

"What do you call a hot girl with no legs? Disabled."

"What makes a little bit of sense, but you'll never understand? Hobos"

"What's the difference between art and junk? A plaque."

"What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness? Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason."

"Polio walks into a bar and no one walks out."